The Andy Griffith Show

Uh, I hope you're reaching for a comb or a handkerchief or something, 'cause we take a very dim view of bribery in Mayberry. See, bribery's one of the things we like to watch on account of their ain't much else to do.

Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor)

#Police

#Bribery

#Warnings

#Legal

#Finance

Dec

2013

At your service

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Oh, Santa Claus at your service, ma'am.

Don Knotts (Deputy Barney Fife)

#Christmas

Dec

2013

Christmas. Ha!

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Do you mean to tell me that you're going to spend Christmas in jail for the sake of two measly dollars? –Christmas. Ha!

Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor) | Will Wright (Ben Weaver)

Dec

2013

Lock a fella up for Christmas

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Now, Ben, I know the holidays don't mean anything to you, but I certainly would feel mighty-bad if I had to lock a fella up for Christmas. Now you just put the bench back where it was and go on home.

Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor)

Dec

2013

Merry Christmas from State Prison

From: The Andy Griffith Show

(reading from a card) "Merry Christmas from State Prison." –Yeah, I think it's just wonderful that they're all together at Christmas.

Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor) | Don Knotts (Deputy Barney Fife)

Dec

2013

Barney Parney Pooh

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Oh, your sweetheart sent you a card for Christmas, did she? –Yeah, at Christmas she would. –What'd she say that was sweet? –Sweet? –Yeah. I heard you say 'sweet' while you was reading it there. What'd she say? –Oh, she said, uh, (ahem) she said 'Merry Christmas.' –Yeah? What else'd she say that was sweet? –(ahem) 'Merry Christmas, Barney.' –Oh, come on, Barney. You can tell me what she said. What'd she say to you that was so sweet? –'Merry Christmas... Barney-Parney-Pooh'! Pooh! I don't want to open any more cards.