Ha! Got him with my subtle plan. –I can't see any subtle plan. –Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing Subtle Plans Are Here Again.
My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad; a special detail of the Police Department. There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the west side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate hold-ups of neighborhood credit unions.
Well, that's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve.
You know, when I was growing up I hated everything about the Faith: rules, rituals, endless discussions at the dinner table. I used to sneak into my mom's Prayer Room; you know, holiest of the holies. I would dance around naked with porn magazines just to defy the Gods, to tell them to frak off.