May 05 2021 Needs some WD-40 From: King of the Hill Episode: Three Days of the Kahndo (1998) (Season 2, Episode 15) Well, it probably just needs a little WD-40. Peggy, which bag has our bathroom stuff? Mike Judge (Hank Hill) #Bathroom#Hardware
Mar 12 2012 Fair Trade coffee From: Archer Episode: Lo Scandalo (2012) (Season 3, Episode 8) I need access to a 2-inch drain, hot water, 3 GFCI outlets, this bathroom should do nicely, and a pot of coffee just like I like my women: black, bitter, preferably Fair Trade. Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger) File Updated: 2024-07-09 #Hardware#Coffee#Politics#Bathroom#Electronics#Women#Innuendo#Big Business
Oct 14 2010 Nails are like candy to robots From: Sealab 2021 Episode: I, Robot (2000) (Season 1, Episode 2) Nails are like candy to robots, and we'll eat tires instead of licorice. Harry Goz (Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy) File Updated: 2017-09-16 #Candy#Hardware#Robots#Nails#Tires
Sep 11 2010 Absolutely sorted From: Doctor Who (II) But you're not armed. –I am. –What with? –Over-confidence, this, and a small screwdriver. I'm absolutely sorted. Tony Curran (Vincent van Gogh) | Matt Smith (The Doctor) #Weapons#Self-Esteem#Hardware
May 08 2009 I'm a Doctor, not a doorstop From: Star Trek: First Contact This isn't part of my program. I'm a Doctor, not a doorstop. Robert Picardo (Emergency Medical Hologram) File Updated: 2021-06-14 #Computer#Medical#Hardware#I'm A Doctor#Ego#Programming#Software
Mar 17 2009 Million bucks of hardware up his crack From: Balls Of Fury Never hug a man with a million bucks worth of hardware up his crack. Dan Fogler (Randy Daytona) File Updated: 2023-05-31 #Sex#Finance#Gay#Electronics#Hardware
Jun 12 2008 Ask for Carl From: The Venture Bros. Team B! Take this list to Home Depot! You ask for Carl. Doc Hammer (Kevin Moppet) #Work#Hardware#Shopping
Dec 02 2005 Bolt cutters From: Ernest Saves Christmas (grunting) I know what we need, Vern... bolt cutters! Jim Varney (Ernest P. Worrell) #Christmas#Hardware
Oct 02 2001 What knockers! From: Young Frankenstein (pounding on door) What knockers! –Oh, thank you, Doktor. Gene Wilder (Dr. Frederick Frankenstein) | Teri Garr (Inga) #Sex#Breasts#Doors#Hardware