Hank Hill

Dec

07

2018

What have you been telling my son?

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

Episode: Spin the Choice (2000) (Season 5, Episode 4)

What in the hell have you been telling my son?!

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Nov

22

2018

The perfect Thanksgiving

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

Episode: Spin the Choice (2000) (Season 5, Episode 4)

This was gonna be the perfect Thanksgiving. Bobby carving his first turkey... my dad gone out of town... pie.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Nov

09

2018

Ain't right

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

Episode: Pilot (1997) (Season 1, Episode 1)

That boy ain't right.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

#Disappointment

Dec

21

2009

A Woody Allen special

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

Thanks for turning my holiday into a Woody Allen special.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Dec

17

2009

Chanukah Eve

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

I was thinking of picking up a Meñorah so we can celebrate Chanukah and make Gary feel at home. –What?! –What? I just think it'd be nice to honor his traditions, too. Bobby could blow out all the candles on Chanukah Eve and make a wish.

Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill) | Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Dec

26

2008

The dirty way

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

We're gonna do it your way, Peggy... the dirty way.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Nov

27

2008

Y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

Y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Nov

22

2008

One-legged turkey

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

Dad, I know you said to try, but I can't eat this. It's salad. –Hank, the boy needs protein or he'll pass out. Now break open that box. Thanksgiving will go on with a one-legged turkey. –One-legged turkey? I'm not even going to dignify that with a response... other than shame on you. –Ohh.

Pamela Adlon (Bobby Hill) | Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill) | Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Nov

17

2008

Third-hand gossip

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

That was nothing but third-hand gossip. You're acting like you're drunk.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Jan

15

2002

Shut the Hell up

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

Shut the Hell up.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

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