Hank Hill

I was thinking of picking up a Meñorah so we can celebrate Chanukah and make Gary feel at home. –What?! –What? I just think it'd be nice to honor his traditions, too. Bobby could blow out all the candles on Chanukah Eve and make a wish.

Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill) | Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

#Chanukah

Dec

2008

The dirty way

From: King of the Hill

We're gonna do it your way, Peggy... the dirty way.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

#Sex

Nov

2008

Y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving

From: King of the Hill

Y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

#Thanksgiving

Nov

2008

One-legged turkey

From: King of the Hill

Dad, I know you said to try, but I can't eat this. It's salad. –Hank, the boy needs protein or he'll pass out. Now break open that box. Thanksgiving will go on with a one-legged turkey. –One-legged turkey? I'm not even going to dignify that with a response... other than shame on you. –Ohh.

Pamela Adlon (Bobby Hill) | Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill) | Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

#Thanksgiving

#Food

#Shame

Nov

2008

Third-hand gossip

From: King of the Hill

That was nothing but third-hand gossip. You're acting like you're drunk.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

#Gossip

#Alcohol

Jan

2002

Shut the Hell up

From: King of the Hill

Shut the Hell up.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

#Exclamations

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