I'm telling you, Tommy, that Santa's a bad guy. He's always watching you, keeping track of everything you do, and then in the middle of the night he breaks into your house with a big bag full of who-knows-what! –But, Chuckie, he's got presents in that bag! –Oh, sure, that's what he wants you to think!
Hey, this is a bunch of junk! They didn't give me any of the stuff I wanted!
Chuckie, you can't be scared of Santa! He's big and fat and jolly and gives you presents!
I'll drink a couple of quarts of eggnog and fall asleep in front of the TV!
Just my luck! I get a whole bunch of toys and not one of them is any fun!