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Jul

2024

Is there a problem at home?

From: Serial Mom

Is there a problem at home? –Of course not! –Divorce? Alcoholic relative? Tell me, did Chip torture animals when he was young?

John Badila (Mr. Stubbins) | Kathleen Turner (Beverly R. Sutphin)

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Apr

2024

Product of a broken home

From: M.O.D.O.K.

Episode: The M.O.D.O.K. That Time Forgot! (2021) (Season 1, Episode 2)

Oh, my god. I'm the product of a broken home. First this, then I act up in school, drop out... all of a sudden I'm giving "happy endings" behind an Arby's just so I can pay for a taste of that sweet street sleet.

Ben Schwartz (Lou Tarleton)

Nov

2011

All I got left is my bones

From: Star Trek (2009)

Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. –Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space. –Yeah, well, I got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.

Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy) | Chris Pine (James T. Kirk)

File Updated: 2019-01-23

May

2008

30-day learner's permit

From: Laugh-In

Here's one way we could lower the divorce rate... Instead of a marriage license, we issue a 30-day learner's permit!

Dick Martin

Dec

2007

Nobody wants to be that guy

From: Live Free or Die Hard

Fuck being a hero. You know what you get for being a hero? Nothing. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah, blah, blah, atta boy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid. Nobody wants to be that guy.

Bruce Willis (John McClane)

Jul

2003

Sit next to the exes

From: The Hours

Why do I always have to sit next to the exes? Is this some kind of hint, sweetheart? And anyway, shouldn't the exes have a table of their own where they can all ex together in ex-quisite agony?

Allison Janney (Sally Lester)

#Love

#Divorce

#Sarcasm

Feb

2002

Your wife threw you out?

From: The Golden Girls

Episode: Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas (1989) (Season 5, Episode 12)

Your wife threw you out? I had no idea she was that bright!

Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak)

File Updated: 2017-10-30

Feb

2000

Bad table manners

From: Gigi

Bad table manners, my dear Gigi, have broken up more households than infidelity.

Isabel Jeans (Aunt Alicia)

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