#Break-Ups

Nov

2016

It's definitely you

From: Star Trek: Beyond

You know, Spock, if an Earth girl says, uh, "it's me, not you"? It's definitely you.

Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

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Sep

2010

Why is she here?

From: The Big Bang Theory

I thought you broke up with her. Why is she here?

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

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Jun

2003

Fairy emergency

From: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy

No Streisand. No Bette. No Judy. What the fuck is a fairy supposed to do around here in case of emergency?

Billy Porter (Taylor)

Feb

2002

Your wife threw you out?

From: The Golden Girls

Episode: Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas (1989) (Season 5, Episode 12)

Your wife threw you out? I had no idea she was that bright!

Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak)

File Updated: 2017-10-30

Jun

2001

Left for a punctuation mark

From: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy

I was left for another man. (laughs) And not just any other man, a trainer. A trainer named Dash. I was left for a punctuation mark.

Billy Porter (Taylor)

Jun

2001

Provide better lighting

From: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy

I-I-if you're going to break up with somebody, at least have the decency to provide them with better lighting.

Billy Porter (Taylor)

Jun

2001

Audition monologue to break-up

From: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy

Last time I use an audition monologue to break-up with somebody.

Dean Cain (Cole)

Born Today

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Died Today

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