#Break-Ups

Nov

2016

It's definitely you

From: Star Trek: Beyond

You know, Spock, if an Earth girl says, uh, "it's me, not you"? It's definitely you.

Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

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Sep

2010

Why is she here?

From: The Big Bang Theory

I thought you broke up with her. Why is she here?

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

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Jun

2003

Fairy emergency

From: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy

No Streisand. No Bette. No Judy. What the fuck is a fairy supposed to do around here in case of emergency?

Billy Porter (Taylor)

Feb

2002

Your wife threw you out?

From: The Golden Girls

Episode: Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas (1989) (Season 5, Episode 12)

Your wife threw you out? I had no idea she was that bright!

Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak)

File Updated: 2017-10-30

Jun

2001

Left for a punctuation mark

From: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy

I was left for another man. (laughs) And not just any other man, a trainer. A trainer named Dash. I was left for a punctuation mark.

Billy Porter (Taylor)

Jun

2001

Provide better lighting

From: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy

I-I-if you're going to break up with somebody, at least have the decency to provide them with better lighting.

Billy Porter (Taylor)

Jun

2001

Audition monologue to break-up

From: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy

Last time I use an audition monologue to break-up with somebody.

Dean Cain (Cole)

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Top 25 Quotes - Today

Some sort of gay superhero, from: Jeffrey
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What's in it for me?, from: Babylon 5
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Unspeakable orgies and depravity, from: The Love God?
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Going to start exercising, from: Fat Actress
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Gotta be a stranger, from: Blade Runner 2049
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Until we meet again, from: Fields, W.C.
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With no power comes no responsibility, from: Kick-Ass
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I'm vibrating!, from: Dinosaurs
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Your deltoids are huge, from: ParaNorman
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SFX: bionic jump sound, from: The 6 Million Dollar Man
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Gene pool dip, from: Twin Peaks
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Get a load of me, from: Batman (1989)
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Didn't see that coming, from: Avengers: Age of Ultron
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This is the IRS!, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
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I don't know, from: Invader ZIM
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Hands off the merchandise!, from: Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine
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More pathetic, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
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Extravagant promises, from: The Addams Family (TV)
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Huge package, from: South Park
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Full-service island, from: The Golden Girls
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Don't even go there, from: Pinky & The Brain
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It is your destiny, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
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15 gun turrets, from: The Longest Yard
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