Francine, I am going to completely lose my Christmas cheer if I don't get some place where they understand this holiday, pronto! –We can stop by church. –I don't need to be bored, Francine. I need to be reminded of what Christmas is all about. To the shopping mall!
I wish I was the one that was going away. Nothing ever happens around here. I gets up in the morning, bake my face in half a ton of slap, tong my hair with yesterday's lacquer, that's it. It's the same every bleeding day. There's fuck-all to look forward to.