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Oct 26 2009 More socialized than TOP CHEF From: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Monkeys are more socialized than Top Chef contestants. Anthony Bourdain #Food#Television
Oct 26 2009 Nipples so hard I could dial a phone From: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations My nipples are so hard I could dial a phone with them. Anthony Bourdain #Sex#Telephone#Nipples
Aug 31 2009 Cakey white powder From: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations ...And there's cakey white powder coming at you from every direction. After 10 minutes of this you end up looking like a septuagenarian tranny or Bill O'Reilly. Anthony Bourdain #Gay#Drugs#Television
Aug 31 2009 100% less civil unrest From: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations If we'd been here last week you would have had a functioning government and... 100% less civil unrest. Anthony Bourdain #Politics#Civil Disobedience#Government
Aug 25 2009 That didn't come out right From: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Nothing beats sweaty man-on-man action for pure television entertainment... That didn't come out right, did it? Anthony Bourdain #Gay#Television
Aug 25 2009 Smell like wet Doberman From: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations Why does it smell like wet Doberman in here? Anthony Bourdain #Smells#Odors#Dogs
