Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Bass Plaque Maker. –♪ Mr. Bass Plaque Maker ♫ –Only a true artist like yourself can turn five pounds of dead fish into a work of art. –♪ No fishy smell now ♫ –In your capable hands, we know that our trout will never look trashy; our crappie, never crappy. –♪ Never crappy ♫ –Thanks to you, we can say "I caught this bass. What have you ever done?" –♪ Tell me now ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Bass Plaque Maker, because while a trophy wife may grow old and wrinkled, a trophy bass can now remain forever young. –♪ Forever young, forever young ♫
Oh dear, Mr. Baldrick. It looks as though we're in for a bit of a thin Christmas. –Don't you worry, Mr. B. I'm hanging my sock up so Santa'll come down the chimney. –Mr. Baldrick, I guarantee that if there's one thing liable to stop Santa coming down the chimney it's your sock waiting for him at the end of it.