Michael Caine

Born: 1933-03-14

Mar

2019

Not looking for anything logical

From: The Dark Knight

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Michael Caine (Alfred Pennyworth)

#Logic

#Finance

#Bullying

#Negotiation

Mar

2009

Psychotic ex-boyfriends

From: The Dark Knight

Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of? –Oh, you have no idea.

Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent / Two-Face) | Michael Caine (Alfred Pennyworth)

File Updated: 2019-03-01

Dec

2008

Know your limits, Master Wayne. –Batman has no limits. –Well, you do, sir. –Well, can't afford to know 'em. –And what's going to happen on the day that you find out? –We all know how much you like to say 'I told you so.' –On that day, Master Wayne, even I won't want to. Probably.

Michael Caine (Alfred Pennyworth) | Christian Bale (Bruce Wayne / Batman)

File Updated: 2019-02-28

#Superheroes

#Limits

#Master

Apr

2007

No one talks except me

From: The Italian Job

Get yourselves sorted out and shut up! No one talks anymore except me!

Michael Caine (Charlie Croker)

Apr

2007

Hang on a minute

From: The Italian Job

Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea.

Michael Caine (Charlie Croker)

#Waiting

#Ideas

Dec

2001

Why do you delight in torturing me?

From: The Muppet Christmas Carol

Spirits, show me no more. Why do you delight in torturing me?

Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)

#Christmas

#Ghosts

#Torture

Dec

2000

Merry and dismal

From: The Muppet Christmas Carol

'Merry Christmas,' you say. What right have you to be merry? You're poor enough. –What right have you to be dismal? You're rich enough.

Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge) | Steven Mackintosh (Fred, Scrooge's Nephew)

#Christmas

#Happiness

#Finance

Dec

2000

Harvest time

From: The Muppet Christmas Carol

Christmas is a very busy time for us, Mr. Cratchit. People preparing feasts, giving parties, spending the mortgage money on frivolities. One might say that December is the foreclosure season. Harvest time for the money-lenders.

Michael Caine (Ebenezer Scrooge)