Jerry Stiller

Jerry Stiller

Born: 1927-06-08

Died: 2020-05-11

IMDB Filmography

Oct

28

2016

More grief and less peace

The Ritz

From: The Ritz

Now take the hit off of him, Carmine. –Vivian! –Take it off. –No! –If you don't take it off, I'm going to tell Frankie DeLuca about you muscling in on the bingo concession at the Feast of St. Anthony's, and he is gonna put a hit out on you. And you're going to be wearing cement shoes at the bottom of the East River, and then there's gonna be more grief and less peace in our fucking family than there already is.

Kaye Ballard (Vivian Vespucci Proclo) | Jerry Stiller (Carmine Vespucci)

Sep

08

2016

Fashionable

The Ritz

From: The Ritz

You know what they call people like you?! –Fashionable.

Jerry Stiller (Carmine Vespucci) | Paul B. Price (Claude Perkins)

Dec

01

2010

The tradition of Festivus

Seinfeld

From: Seinfeld

Episode: The Strike (1997) (Season 9, Episode 10)

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of greivances. I got a lot of problems with you people! Now you're gonna hear about it!

Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza)

File Updated: 2017-12-21

Dec

10

2009

The Festivus dinner

Seinfeld

From: Seinfeld

Episode: The Strike (1997) (Season 9, Episode 10)

And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. –And is there a tree? –No, instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza) | Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer)

File Updated: 2017-12-21

#Disappointment

Dec

19

2008

Haven't celebrated Festivus in years

Seinfeld

From: Seinfeld

Episode: The Strike (1997) (Season 9, Episode 10)

I haven't celebrated Festivus in years.

Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza)

File Updated: 2017-12-21

Dec

16

2008

Festivus for the rest of us

Seinfeld

From: Seinfeld

Episode: The Strike (1997) (Season 9, Episode 10)

But out of that a new holiday was born... A Festivus for the rest of us!

Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza)

File Updated: 2017-12-21

Dec

16

2008

Festivus is back!

Seinfeld

From: Seinfeld

Episode: The Strike (1997) (Season 9, Episode 10)

Let's do it then. –All right. –Festivus is back!

Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza) | Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer)

File Updated: 2017-12-21

Oct

31

2008

No Halloween in this house

The King Of Queens

From: The King Of Queens

There will be no Halloween in this house. You understand? It's forbidden. Forbidden!

Jerry Stiller (Arthur Spooner)

Jul

02

2000

I'll believe anything

From: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three

(click) You know me, I'll believe anything. –(click) A train's been hijacked. (click) –(click) I don't believe it.

Jerry Stiller (Lt. Rico Patrone) | Walter Matthau (Lt. Zachary 'Z' Garber)

Dec

01

1999

I find tinsel distracting

Seinfeld

From: Seinfeld

Episode: The Strike (1997) (Season 9, Episode 10)

I find tinsel distracting.

Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza)

File Updated: 2017-12-21

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Don't hurt me!, from: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
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I don't want to, from: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
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