#Tools

Jan

2014

Drool is a tool

From: Monsters University

Show me some slobber! Drool is a tool, kids. Use it!

Alfred Molina (Professor Derek Knight)

#School

#Encouragement

#Bodily Fluids

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Jul

2008

You're a mess

From: The Last Dragon

How do you expect me to have her ready on time? Look at you. You're a mess, do you know that? I don't have the right tools with me.

Anthony Cortino (Hairstylist)

File Updated: 2022-04-23

Jan

2004

What the fuck is the internet?

From: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

What the fuck is the internet? –The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

Jason Mewes (Jay) | Ben Affleck (Holden McNeil)

Sep

2003

Dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers

From: Babylon 5

Episode: The Geometry of Shadows (1994) (Season 1, Episode 3)

We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocations of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things.

Michael Ansara (Elric the Technomage)

File Updated: 2015-12-20

Dec

1999

Cannot run out of time

From: Babylon 5

Episode: War Without End: Part Two (1996) (Season 3, Episode 17)

Cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This is wrong tool. No... no... not good. No... No... Never use this.

Tim Choate (Zathras)

File Updated: 2016-01-11

#Philosophy

#Time

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Born Today

Tim Curry • 19 Apr 1946

Dennis Dun • 19 Apr 1952

Simu Liu • 19 Apr 1989

Jayne Mansfield • 19 Apr 1933

Dudley Moore • 19 Apr 1935

Dick Sargent • 19 Apr 1930

Died Today

Levon Helm • 19 Apr 2012

Ruth Hussey • 19 Apr 2005

Elisabeth Sladen • 19 Apr 2011

Liam Sullivan • 19 Apr 1998

Died This Year

15 Jan 2025 • David Lynch

16 Jan 2025 • Joan Plowright

18 Feb 2025 • Gene Hackman

21 Feb 2025 • Lynne Marie Stewart

12 Mar 2025 • Bruce Glover

01 Apr 2025 • Val Kilmer

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No such thing, from: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone
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When the wolfsbane blooms (v2), from: The Wolf Man
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She shouldn't be punished, from: Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control
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