#Magic

Mar

2017

Reality's source code

From: Doctor Strange

The language of the Mystic Arts is as old as civilization. The sorcerers of antiquity called the use of this language "spells." But if that word offends your modern sensibilities, you can call it a "program": the source code that shapes reality.

Tilda Swinton (The Ancient One)

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Mar

2017

That will bring sorrow

From: Doctor Strange

That ritual will bring you only sorrow.

Tilda Swinton (The Ancient One)

Dec

2015

Magic carrots

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Last Christmas (2014) (Season 9, Episode 0)

Reindeer can't fly. They just can't. –No, no they can't. It's a scientific impossibility. That is why I feed mine magic carrots.

Faye Marsay (Shona) | Nick Frost (Santa Claus)

May

2014

Through magick

From: Conan The Destroyer

We shall both have everything we want... through magick.

Sarah Douglas (Queen Taramis)

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Oct

2013

Familiars

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Catspaw (1967) (Season 2, Episode 7)

Hmm. There are ancient Earth legends about wizards and their familiars. –Familiars? –Demons in animal forms sent by Satan to serve the wizard. –Superstition. –I do not create the legend, Captain. I merely report it.

Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock) | DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy) | William Shatner (James T. Kirk)

File Updated: 2017-10-08

Oct

2013

This isn't science

From: The Bride of Frankenstein

But this isn't science... It's more like Black Magic.

Colin Clive (Dr. Henry Frankenstein)

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Oct

2013

Touch the wand

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Catspaw (1967) (Season 2, Episode 7)

Don't let her touch the wand, Captain.

Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

File Updated: 2017-10-08

Nov

2012

Goofy hocus-pocus

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Hey! Keep your goofy hocus-pocus to yourself! It's OK, baby. Mommy will protect you from the weirdo.

Charles Adler (Bev Bighead)

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Oct

2012

A night of true magick

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

This is a night of true magick. Halloween is the night we discover who we are. Are we people who make zombie armies? Are we those who condemn others? Are we beautiful children in resplendent costumes collecting candy? Are our choices in costumes provocative? Do we dress up as our ideal self? Or are we not ready to decide what to be? Do you see it now? We use this one enchanted night to perform the greatest feat of magick there is. We become ourselves. Halloween is the true magick. It is the night we discover who we really are.

Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

File Updated: 2017-11-24

Oct

2012

Curtain to the Netherworld

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: A Very Venture Halloween (2012) (Season 5, Episode 0)

All ye of magickal disciplines, the curtain to the Netherworld is threadbare. The Veil need not be lifted. On this night we need only to peer through it. We all enter this circle, harness this Samhain, and may their magick be true. Welcome to the Brimstone Assembly!

Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

File Updated: 2017-11-24

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Jan

2012

The wand chooses the wizard

Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows: Part 2

From: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Pt 2

The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter.

John Hurt (Mr. Ollivander)

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Jan

2012

Wanted to use that spell

From: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Pt 2

I've always wanted to use that spell.

Maggie Smith (Minerva McGonagall)

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Dec

2011

I've been disenchanted

From: Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town

Alas, I've been disenchanted. I have no more powers. I can't even do card tricks.

Keenan Wynn (Winter Warlock)

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Dec

2011

You're not really Santa

From: Bad Santa

You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic. –You want to see some magic? Here. Let's watch you disappear.

Cody Strauch (Watching Boy) | Billy Bob Thornton (Willie)

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Dec

2011

I find it charming

From: The Venture Bros.

Oh, Orpheus. I wasn't expecting you to show up. Didn't think necromancers believed in Christmas. –Well, the whole affair is about as real as Kwanzaa or the Wookiee's Life Day, but I find it charming.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

Sep

2011

Magic trick

From: X-Men: First Class

How's that for a magic trick?

James McAvoy (Charles Xavier)

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Jun

2011

Tastes like goblin piss

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 1

From: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Pt 1

For those of you who haven't taken Polyjuice Potion before, fair warning: it tastes like goblin piss.

Brendan Gleeson (Professor Alastor 'MadEye' Moody)

Mar

2011

They are one

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

The ring yearns above all else to return to the hand of its Master. They are one, the ring and the Dark Lord.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

Mar

2011

It wants to be found

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

Always remember, Frodo, the ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

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#Master

Dec

2010

Behave yourselves

From: Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town

Behave yourselves, 'cause Santa can still look into his magic snowball and see just what you're up to.

Fred Astaire (Narrator / Postal carrier)

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#Magic

Dec

2010

Magic crystal snowball

From: Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town

Gaze into my magic crystal snowball. Someone is looking for you.

Keenan Wynn (Winter Warlock)

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#Magic

Oct

2010

Got to get another hat

From: The Bullwinkle Show

And now... –Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! –Again? –Nothing up my sleeve... Presto! (lion roars) No doubt about it, I got to get another hat.

June Foray (Rocket 'Rocky' J. Squirrel) | Bill Scott (Bullwinkle J. Moose)

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