#Magic

Oct

2022

Witch, please

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Teen-a-Witch (2016) (Season 7, Episode 3)

Ugh, you've been a witch for, what, two days? Take it down a notch! You're playing with powerful forces! This is not kid stuff! –I am powerful forces. –Witch, please!

Billy Eichner (Mr. Ambrose) | Dan Mintz (Tina Belcher)

#Witches

#Magic

#Force

#Halloween

#Sarcasm

Jul

2022

Spilled Magick

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: Escape to the House of Mummies Part II (2006) (Season 2, Episode 4)

No use crying over spilled magick.

Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

#Cliches

#Magic

#Resignation

Jan

2022

I have no idea what's real

From: Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings

So... um... pretty confused right now, because, uh, initially I thought your dad should definitely see a therapist for his delusions, but then that dragon vomited a magical water map, and now I have no idea what's real.

Awkwafina (Katy Chen / Chen Ruiwen)

Oct

2021

Apprentice Witch

From: Bedknobs And Broomsticks

Dear Madame, with this shipment, the Emelius Brown Correspondence College Of Witchcraft sends you its heartiest congratulations on qualifying for the First Degree of your chosen calling. You may now call yourself... Apprentice Witch.

Angela Lansbury (Eglantine Price)

Oct

2021

It's just hocus pocus

From: Hocus Pocus

Oh, come on! It's just a bunch of hocus pocus.

Omri Katz (Max Dennison)

#Frustration

#Magic

May

2021

Treguna Mekoides

From: Bedknobs And Broomsticks

Treguna. Mekoides. Trecorum. Satis. Dee.

Angela Lansbury (Eglantine Price)

#Magic

#Language

#Paranormal

Feb

2021

Everything is magic

From: Westworld

Episode: Chestnut (2016) (Season 1, Episode 2)

Everything in this world is magic... except to the magician.

Anthony Hopkins (Dr. Robert Ford)

#Magic

#Wizards

#Technology

Oct

2020

No such thing

From: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone

There's no such thing as magick!

Richard Griffiths (Uncle Vernon Dursley)

#Halloween

#Magic

#Denials

Aug

2020

Witch's wand

From: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Pt 1

How dare you take a witch's wand!

Helena Bonham Carter (Bellatrix Lestrange)

Jul

2020

Never again! Never!

From: Excalibur

Now, look... I once stood exposed to the Dragon's Breath so that a man could lie one night with a woman. It took me nine moons to recover! And all for this lunacy called love, this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king! Never again! Never!

Nicol Williamson (Merlin)

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