She digs you, all right? Lookit, she's smart, she's hot, she goes to college, she works at a crapshack like this with losers like me and you. What does that tell you just off the top of your head? –She's got low standards? –Exactly. Use that to your advantage before she figures that out, all right? 'Cause she will, I'm telling you.
We're all being lobotomized by this country's most-influential industry. It's just thrown in the towel on any endeavor to do anything that doesn't include the courting of 12-year-old boys. And not even the smart 12-year-olds, the stupid ones, the idiots -- which there are plenty, thanks in no small measure to this network! So why don't you just change the channel? Turn off your TVs. Do it right now. Go ahead.
It it an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: the wheel, New York, wars, and so on. But conversely, the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons!