Taggart

What in the Wide, Wide World Of Sports is a-going on here?! I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

Slim Pickens (Taggart)

#Work

Sep

2008

My mind is aglow

From: Blazing Saddles

My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. –Ditto!

Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr) | Slim Pickens (Taggart)

File Updated: 2017-03-03

Jun

2008

Too Jewish

From: Blazing Saddles

I know how we can run everybody out of Rock Ridge. –How? –We'll kill the first-born male child in every household! –Too Jewish.

Slim Pickens (Taggart) | Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr)

File Updated: 2017-03-03

#Religion

#Murder

#Intimidation

Jun

2008

Aw, shit!

From: Blazing Saddles

Aw, shit!

Slim Pickens (Taggart)

File Updated: 2017-03-03

#Exclamations

#Poop

#Frustration

Jun

2008

Take this down. I want rustlers... cut-throats... murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits... vipers, snipers, con men, Indian Agents, Mexican bandits... muggers, buggerers... bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and Methodists! (cackles) –Could you repeat that, sir?

Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr) | Slim Pickens (Taggart)

File Updated: 2017-06-30

Apr

2004

20-dollar whore

From: Blazing Saddles

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. –Gol-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore.