T.J.

Jan

2006

Hairy balls

From: Psycho Beach Party

I've had a man's hairy balls since I was 8. It's the source of my power. They tell me the weather, time of day, there's a pile-up on Route 66.

Nathan Bexton (T.J.)

File Updated: 2023-05-10

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