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Aug

2020

Never trust a telepath

From: Babylon 5

Episode: In the Kingdom of the Blind (1998) (Season 5, Episode 9)

Never, ever, ever trust a telepath. I swear to you that I am going to have that tattooed on the insides of my eyelids.

Jerry Doyle (Michael Garibaldi)

#Trust

#Telepathy

#Anger

#Tattoos

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Feb

2014

Pretend I'm not here

From: Monsters University

Sweetie, turn the lights on while you're down here! You're going to ruin your eyes. –Mom! We're doing an initiation! –Ooh. Scary. Well, carry on. Just pretend I'm not here.

Julia Sweeney (Sherri Squibbles) | Peter Sohn (Scott 'Squishy' Squibbles)

Jan

2012

Bold talk for a one-eyed fat man

From: True Grit (2010)

I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Barry Pepper (Lucky Ned Pepper)

Oct

2011

You have beautiful eyes

From: Soapdish

You have beautiful eyes. –Oh, they're nothing compared to my tits.

Kevin Kline (Jeffrey Anderson / Dr. Rod Randall) | Teri Hatcher (Ariel Maloney / Dr. Monica Demonico)

#Sex

#Eyecare

#Breasts

Sep

2011

Make you blind

From: Firefly

Now, we're favored guests... treated to the finest in beverages that make you blind.

Nathan Fillion (Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds)

Oct

2010

What did you see?

From: The Silence Of The Lambs

And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see?

Anthony Hopkins (Dr. Hannibal Lecter)

May

2010

Spaceman's helmet

From: Toy Story

How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear)

File Updated: 2022-03-25

Apr

2010

Do you floss?

From: Hot Shots!

That is the whitest white-part of the eye I've ever seen. Do you floss?

Charlie Sheen (Lt. Topper Harley)

File Updated: 2021-04-12

#Eyecare

#Floss

Oct

2008

Put on these glasses

From: They Live

Either put on these glasses or start eating that trashcan.

Roddy Piper (Nada)

File Updated: 2023-10-03

Sep

2008

Keep your eyes peeled

From: Knight Rider (2008)

Keep your eyes peeled, KITT. –Michael, I do not have eyes. –It's a figure of speech!

Justin Bruening (Mike Traceur) | Val Kilmer (K.I.T.T.)

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