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You can't be serious

Jan
15
2021
Airplane!
From: Airplane!

Surely you can't be serious. –I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Robert Hays (Ted Striker) | Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack)

#Serious
#Names
#AFI Top 100 Quotes

Born Today

Andy Berman  •  24 Feb 1968
Barry Bostwick  •  24 Feb 1945
Beth Broderick  •  24 Feb 1959
Marjorie Main  •  24 Feb 1890
Edward James Olmos  •  24 Feb 1947
Debra Jo Rupp  •  24 Feb 1951
John Vernon  •  24 Feb 1932

Died Today

Frank Conroy  •  24 Feb 1964
Don Knotts  •  24 Feb 2006
Harold Ramis  •  24 Feb 2014
John Randolph  •  24 Feb 2004
Dinah Shore  •  24 Feb 1994

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021  •  Mira Furlan
23 Jan 2021  •  Hal Holbrook
26 Jan 2021  •  Cloris Leachman
05 Feb 2021  •  Christopher Plummer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

What the Hell was that?, from: The Dresden Files
Views today: 21
An excellent lunch, from: Bewitched
Views today: 16
We are star stuff, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 12
Let's get dangerous! (v1), from: Darkwing Duck
Views today: 11
Now in range to attack, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series
Views today: 11
Don't give a bag of dicks, from: Jessica Jones
Views today: 11
Have I gone insane?, from: Vampire Over London
Views today: 10
I can't consume that, from: Knowing
Views today: 10
There can be no victory, from: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Views today: 10
Jane, you ignorant slut, from: Saturday Night Live
Views today: 10
Banning Winter Solstice, from: Xena: Warrior Princess
Views today: 9
Unidentified Fiendish Object, from: Frankenstein Jr.
Views today: 9
What are you, some kind of Commie?, from: Reaper
Views today: 9
Gonna sue somebody, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 8
Hell freezes over, from: Batman & Robin
Views today: 8
Holy daycare center!, from: Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
Views today: 8
Being a gentleman, from: Kingsman: The Secret Service
Views today: 8
Start going around with girls, from: As Boys Grow...
Views today: 7
Your mission, from: Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
Views today: 7
I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 6

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 81,240
Family Guy / Total views: 39,338
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 33,890
Sound Effects / Total views: 32,167
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 30,557
Up / Total views: 29,784
Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,289
Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,170
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,087
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 23,238
South Park / Total views: 22,052
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,228
The Jetsons / Total views: 18,838
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,576
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 17,431
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,659
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,319
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 14,895
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,723
Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,134
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