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Robert Hays

Robert Hays
Born: 1947-07-24
IMDB Filmography






Jan
30
2021

Something you can do

Airplane!
From: Airplane!

Surely there must be something you can do. –I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.

Robert Hays (Ted Striker) | Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack)

#Names
#Frustration
Jan
15
2021

You can't be serious

Airplane!
From: Airplane!

Surely you can't be serious. –I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Robert Hays (Ted Striker) | Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack)

#Serious
#Names
#AFI Top 100 Quotes
Dec
13
2014

'Tis the season

That '70s Show
From: That '70s Show

What's with the keg? –Throwing a little party. You know, 'tis the season to get sloppy.

Robert Hays (Bud Hyde) | Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde)
#Christmas
#New Year's
#Alcohol
#Party
Jun
12
2014

Headquarters

Airplane!
From: Airplane!

You got a telegram from Headquarters today. –Headquarters? What is it? –Well, it's a big building where Generals meet, but that's not important right now.

Julie Hagerty (Elaine) | Robert Hays (Ted Striker)
File Updated: 2020-12-28

#Military
#Communications
#Telegrams
#Confusion
Jun
01
2014

Nervous?

Airplane!
From: Airplane!

Nervous? –Yes. –First time? –No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Ann Nelson (Hanging Lady) | Robert Hays (Ted Striker)
File Updated: 2020-12-28

#Nervous
#Silly

Born Today

Frank Bonner  •  28 Feb 1942
John Carson  •  28 Feb 1927
Rory Cochrane  •  28 Feb 1972
Charles Durning  •  28 Feb 1923
Gilbert Gottfried  •  28 Feb 1955
Robert Sean Leonard  •  28 Feb 1969
Gavin MacLeod  •  28 Feb 1931
Zero Mostel  •  28 Feb 1915
John Turturro  •  28 Feb 1957

Died Today

Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson  •  28 Feb 1977
Martin Benson  •  28 Feb 2010
Zara Cully  •  28 Feb 1978
Paul Harvey  •  28 Feb 2009
Cecil Kellaway  •  28 Feb 1973
Jane Russell  •  28 Feb 2011

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021  •  Mira Furlan
23 Jan 2021  •  Hal Holbrook
26 Jan 2021  •  Cloris Leachman
05 Feb 2021  •  Christopher Plummer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

I mean 'whoa!', from: Looney Tunes
Views today: 10
Asking for a spanking, from: Family Guy
Views today: 5
Completely, utterly mad, from: Daria
Views today: 5
Keep your big mouth shut, from: Looney Tunes
Views today: 5
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup, from: High Anxiety
Views today: 4
Catholic High School Girls In Trouble, from: The Kentucky Fried Movie
Views today: 4
Elmer Fudd's laugh, from: Hare Remover
Views today: 4
Time is money, from: SpongeBob SquarePants
Views today: 4
Her pants are blazing for you, from: Short Circuit
Views today: 4
There is no spoon, from: The Matrix
Views today: 3
A very stiff drink, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 3
Danger Zone, from: Archer
Views today: 3
I could scream, from: High Anxiety
Views today: 3
NyQuil pick me up, from: Glee
Views today: 2
Boredom followed by monotony, from: Torchwood
Views today: 2
Santa Claus watched TV, from: MGM Parade
Views today: 2
Fart shoes, from: The Muppets (2011)
Views today: 2
Just like this, from: Twin Peaks
Views today: 2
Yule log, from: The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper
Views today: 2
Jane, you ignorant slut, from: Saturday Night Live
Views today: 2

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Archer / Total views: 81,261
Family Guy / Total views: 39,379
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 33,950
Sound Effects / Total views: 32,173
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 30,589
Up / Total views: 29,813
Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,304
Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,228
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,107
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 23,263
South Park / Total views: 22,095
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,245
The Jetsons / Total views: 18,843
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,587
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 17,449
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,667
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,342
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 14,920
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,734
Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,137
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