Airplane!

Airplane!

(1980)

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Jan

2021

Something you can do

From: Airplane!

Surely there must be something you can do. –I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.

Robert Hays (Ted Striker) | Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack)

#Names

#Frustration

Jan

2021

You can't be serious

From: Airplane!

Surely you can't be serious. –I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Robert Hays (Ted Striker) | Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack)

#Serious

#Names

#AFI Top 100 Quotes

Jan

2021

Quit sniffing glue

From: Airplane!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Lloyd Bridges (Steve McCroskey)

#Addiction

#12 Step

#Drugs

Jan

2021

Quit amphetamines

From: Airplane!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Lloyd Bridges (Steve McCroskey)

#Addiction

#12 Step

#Drugs

Jan

2021

Quit drinking

From: Airplane!

Looks like I took the wrong week to quit drinking.

Lloyd Bridges (Steve McCroskey)

Jan

2021

Quit smoking

From: Airplane!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Lloyd Bridges (Steve McCroskey)

Oct

2014

Turkish prison

From: Airplane!

Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Peter Graves (Captain Oveur)

File Updated: 2020-12-28

Sep

2014

We both know what this is about

From: Airplane!

There's just no stopping in a white zone. –Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend? We both know perfectly well what it is you're talking about. You want me to have an abortion. –It's really the only sensible thing to do. If its done properly, therapeutically there's no danger involved.

uncredited (Vernon (Male Airport Announcer)) | uncredited (Betty (Female Airport Announcer))

File Updated: 2020-12-28

Sep

2014

White Zone shit

From: Airplane!

The Red Zone has always been for loading and unloading. There's never stopping in a White Zone. –Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading! –Listen, Betty, don't start up with your White Zone shit again.

uncredited (Vernon (Male Airport Announcer)) | uncredited (Betty (Female Airport Announcer))

File Updated: 2020-12-28

Sep

2014

The White Zone

From: Airplane!

The White Zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the Red Zone. –The White Zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the Red Zone.

uncredited (Vernon (Male Airport Announcer)) | uncredited (Betty (Female Airport Announcer))

File Updated: 2020-12-28

#Announcements

#Travel

#Rules

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