Oh, no, sir! No, it wasn't quite like this. No, no. No, sir, it wasn't quite so handsome. And as for rules? We didn't carry military manuals around with us. We were out on the veldt fighting the Boer the way he fought us! I'll tell you what rule we applied, sir! We applied Rule 3-0-3. We caught them, and we shot them under Rule 3-0-3!
