Herbert Garrison

Mar

14

2019

What is he talking about?

South Park

From: South Park

Episode: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (1997) (Season 1, Episode 4)

What the hell is he talking about?!

Trey Parker (Herbert Garrison)

Dec

12

2017

That Chanukah crap

South Park

From: South Park

Episode: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (1997) (Season 1, Episode 9)

Oh, god, you're not gonna lay that Chanukah crap on me, are you? –What, what what?!

Trey Parker (Herbert Garrison) | Mary Kay Bergman (Sheila Broflovski)

Jul

22

2002

Some smart-ass thing to say

South Park

From: South Park

Episode: Timmy 2000 (2000) (Season 4, Episode 3)

Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?

Trey Parker (Herbert Garrison)

File Updated: 2021-11-02

Sep

01

2000

Spank my ass

South Park

From: South Park

Episode: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (1997) (Season 1, Episode 5)

Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie.

Trey Parker (Herbert Garrison)

File Updated: 2020-06-21

Feb

29

2000

No stupid questions, just stupid people

South Park

From: South Park

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Trey Parker (Herbert Garrison)

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