Jul 18 2017 A long series of diversions From: Real Genius It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Diversions#Responsibility#Hobbies Jul 14 2017 Why is that toy on your head? From: Real Genius Why is that toy on your head? –Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes. Monte Landis (Dr. Dodd) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Toys#Genitals#Innuendo May 02 2005 Got to have standards From: Real Genius No, seriously, listen. If there's ever anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you let me know, OK? –Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis? –Not right now. –A girl's got to have her standards. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) | Deborah Foreman (Susan Decker) #Sex#Flirting#Hammer#Standards May 02 2005 You trust people From: Real Genius It's easy to lie to you, Mitch. You trust people. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Lying#Trust Oct 12 2004 Get me to be your slave From: Real Genius If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right. But, and I'm only saying this because I care, there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Coffee#Slavery#Threats#Sarcasm#Decaf Oct 12 2004 Start seeing more of you From: Real Genius Look, I want to start seeing a lot more of you in the lab. –Fine. I'll gain weight. William Atherton (Prof. Jerry Hathaway) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Fat#Sarcasm#Science Sep 07 2004 The immortal words of Socrates From: Real Genius I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said... 'I drank what?' Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Philosophy#Suicide#Poison Sep 07 2004 Smart People On Ice From: Real Genius Welcome to Pacific Tech's Smart People On Ice! Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Ice Skating Sep 03 2004 Launch or design problem? From: Real Genius Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem? Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) File Updated: 2017-07-19 #School#Science#Design Sep 03 2004 Throwing little pickles From: Real Genius Something strange happened to me this morning. –Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of Sun God robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? –No. –Why am I the only person that has that dream? Gabriel Jarret (Mitch Taylor) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Dreams#Religion#Sex#Royalty#Pickles
Jul 18 2017 A long series of diversions From: Real Genius It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Diversions#Responsibility#Hobbies
Jul 14 2017 Why is that toy on your head? From: Real Genius Why is that toy on your head? –Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes. Monte Landis (Dr. Dodd) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Toys#Genitals#Innuendo
May 02 2005 Got to have standards From: Real Genius No, seriously, listen. If there's ever anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you let me know, OK? –Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis? –Not right now. –A girl's got to have her standards. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) | Deborah Foreman (Susan Decker) #Sex#Flirting#Hammer#Standards
May 02 2005 You trust people From: Real Genius It's easy to lie to you, Mitch. You trust people. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Lying#Trust
Oct 12 2004 Get me to be your slave From: Real Genius If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right. But, and I'm only saying this because I care, there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Coffee#Slavery#Threats#Sarcasm#Decaf
Oct 12 2004 Start seeing more of you From: Real Genius Look, I want to start seeing a lot more of you in the lab. –Fine. I'll gain weight. William Atherton (Prof. Jerry Hathaway) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Fat#Sarcasm#Science
Sep 07 2004 The immortal words of Socrates From: Real Genius I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said... 'I drank what?' Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Philosophy#Suicide#Poison
Sep 07 2004 Smart People On Ice From: Real Genius Welcome to Pacific Tech's Smart People On Ice! Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Ice Skating
Sep 03 2004 Launch or design problem? From: Real Genius Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem? Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) File Updated: 2017-07-19 #School#Science#Design
Sep 03 2004 Throwing little pickles From: Real Genius Something strange happened to me this morning. –Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of Sun God robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? –No. –Why am I the only person that has that dream? Gabriel Jarret (Mitch Taylor) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Dreams#Religion#Sex#Royalty#Pickles
