Born: 1959-12-31 Died: 2025-04-01 IMDB Filmography May 02 2005 You trust people From: Real Genius It's easy to lie to you, Mitch. You trust people. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Lying#Trust Oct 12 2004 Get me to be your slave From: Real Genius If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right. But, and I'm only saying this because I care, there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Coffee#Slavery#Threats#Sarcasm#Decaf Oct 12 2004 Start seeing more of you From: Real Genius Look, I want to start seeing a lot more of you in the lab. –Fine. I'll gain weight. William Atherton (Prof. Jerry Hathaway) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Fat#Sarcasm#Science Sep 20 2004 Sounds like some bad movie From: Top Secret! I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the to be the leader of the French Underground. –I know, it--it all sounds like some bad movie. Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers) | Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond) #Love#Movies#Science#Espionage Sep 14 2004 Escape in a balloon From: Top Secret! My uncle was born in America. –Oh really? –But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency. Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond) | Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers) #Politics#Government#President#Luck#Balloons Sep 13 2004 An unusual name From: Top Secret! Hillary. Now that's an unusual name. –It's a German name. It means 'She whose bosoms defy gravity.' –Pleased to meet you. My name's Nick. –Nick? What does that mean? –Nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving. Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers) | Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond) #Sex#Breasts#Shaving#Names#Germany Sep 07 2004 The immortal words of Socrates From: Real Genius I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said... 'I drank what?' Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Philosophy#Suicide#Poison Sep 07 2004 Smart People On Ice From: Real Genius Welcome to Pacific Tech's Smart People On Ice! Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Ice Skating Sep 03 2004 Launch or design problem? From: Real Genius Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem? Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) File Updated: 2017-07-19 #School#Science#Design Sep 03 2004 Throwing little pickles From: Real Genius Something strange happened to me this morning. –Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of Sun God robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? –No. –Why am I the only person that has that dream? Gabriel Jarret (Mitch Taylor) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Dreams#Religion#Sex#Royalty#Pickles Pages« first ‹ previous 1 2
May 02 2005 You trust people From: Real Genius It's easy to lie to you, Mitch. You trust people. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Lying#Trust
Oct 12 2004 Get me to be your slave From: Real Genius If you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave, well, that's where you're right. But, and I'm only saying this because I care, there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing. Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Coffee#Slavery#Threats#Sarcasm#Decaf
Oct 12 2004 Start seeing more of you From: Real Genius Look, I want to start seeing a lot more of you in the lab. –Fine. I'll gain weight. William Atherton (Prof. Jerry Hathaway) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Fat#Sarcasm#Science
Sep 20 2004 Sounds like some bad movie From: Top Secret! I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the to be the leader of the French Underground. –I know, it--it all sounds like some bad movie. Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers) | Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond) #Love#Movies#Science#Espionage
Sep 14 2004 Escape in a balloon From: Top Secret! My uncle was born in America. –Oh really? –But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency. Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond) | Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers) #Politics#Government#President#Luck#Balloons
Sep 13 2004 An unusual name From: Top Secret! Hillary. Now that's an unusual name. –It's a German name. It means 'She whose bosoms defy gravity.' –Pleased to meet you. My name's Nick. –Nick? What does that mean? –Nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving. Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers) | Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond) #Sex#Breasts#Shaving#Names#Germany
Sep 07 2004 The immortal words of Socrates From: Real Genius I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said... 'I drank what?' Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Philosophy#Suicide#Poison
Sep 07 2004 Smart People On Ice From: Real Genius Welcome to Pacific Tech's Smart People On Ice! Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #School#Ice Skating
Sep 03 2004 Launch or design problem? From: Real Genius Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem? Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) File Updated: 2017-07-19 #School#Science#Design
Sep 03 2004 Throwing little pickles From: Real Genius Something strange happened to me this morning. –Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of Sun God robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? –No. –Why am I the only person that has that dream? Gabriel Jarret (Mitch Taylor) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) #Dreams#Religion#Sex#Royalty#Pickles