Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler. –♪ Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler ♫ –Any wienie can stock a shelf, but it takes a real man to wrestle an untamed herd of jammed-together grocery carts. –♪ Gotta keep 'em movin' ♫ –There are 20 strays in the lot and weather setting in. Who's gonna bring those doggies safely back inside? –♪ Who's it gonna be? ♫ –The man in the smock and the comfortable shoes, that's who. –♪ Don't mock my smock ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler. As far as we're concerned, you put the super in supermarket. –♪ Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler ♫
Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy. –♪ Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy ♫ –Though Man dreads few things more than a trip to the supermarket, you offer us hope... and sometimes a free mini-wienie –♪ Love that freebie wienie ♫ –What exactly do you have? Aerosol cheese products? Deep-fried morsels? Who cares? If it's on a toothpick and it's free, it could be plutonium and we'd eat it. –♪ It's all good, baby ♫ –For a guy wearing oven mitts and an apron, you're all right. –♪ You're a star! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Titan of the Toothpick, because you put the free in freedom. –♪ Livin' free ♫
This is Didi Snavely asking you, 'Do you know how dangerous it could be during this day and age to ride unarmed in a one-horse open sleigh?' Well, lay those fears to rest, 'cause Didi's is stocked to the ceiling this Christmas with weaponry for the home, the car, and the workplace. God forbid during this joyous season that anyone listening should become the victim of a Christmas theft. But wouldn't you rather shoot someone than watch them run off with your new toaster? I know I would. So whether it's a stun gun, judo clubs, or just a simple old-fashioned switchblade, when you come to Didi's you'll have a holly-jolly Christmas and the criminal will have a silent night.