#Selfish

Aug

19

2021

I'll go insane and take you with me

From: Beetle Juice

If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!

Catherine O'Hara (Delia)

Jun

20

2021

Protecting only ourselves

From: Luke Cage

Episode: Just to Get a Rep (2016) (Season 1, Episode 5)

If we try to protect only ourselves without looking out for those people closest to us... then we lose.

Mike Colter (Luke Cage)

Jan

09

2017

Off! Off! Off!

Finding Dory

From: Finding Dory

Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off!

Idris Elba (Fluke) | Dominic West (Rudder)

Oct

14

2016

Killing for more than selfish reasons

From: Heathers

Dear Diary, I want to kill and you have to believe it's for more than just selfish reasons, more than just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. You have to believe me.

Winona Ryder (Veronica Sawyer)

May

05

2014

Through magick

From: Conan The Destroyer

We shall both have everything we want... through magick.

Sarah Douglas (Queen Taramis)

Dec

11

2010

All your presents are my presents

From: Merry Madagascar

From this moment forth, all your presents are my presents!

Danny Jacobs (King Julien)

File Updated: 2018-11-29

Jun

22

2010

Can't have everything your own way

From: True Grit

You gotta learn that you can't have everything your own way!

John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)

Apr

01

2010

Entitled crap

Archer

From: Archer

Episode: The Rock (2010) (Season 1, Episode 8)

What's their beef? –Oh, the same 'entitled' crap as always. 'I can't make ends meet. I'm on food stamps. My child died because I couldn't afford new bone marrow.' Just me, me, me, me, me! –Jesus, whose kid died? –Oh, who remembers? Check Pam's blog.

Aisha Tyler (Lana Kane) | Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

File Updated: 2018-01-28

Jan

23

2010

Mustn't touch what isn't ours

Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince

From: Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince

Put it down, Bella. We mustn't touch what isn't ours.

Alan Rickman (Severus Snape)

File Updated: 2020-08-04

Dec

13

2009

I want a present!

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

I want a present! Give me something nice and shiny! And if you don't, I've got something nice and shiny for you and it's called an axe.

Miranda Richardson (Queen Elizabeth I)

File Updated: 2016-12-18

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