Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Professional Figure Skater. –♪ Mr. Professional Figure Skater ♫ –While lesser men strapped on skates and played hockey, you donned skin-tight leotards and a teeny cowboy hat, and learned Figure Eights. –♪ Goin' round and round ♫ –You practiced and practiced hoping, knowing, someday you'd be good enough to wear a giant puppet costume and skate in an ice show. –♪ Welcome to the Big Time ♫ –Skate perfectly and you're a crowd-pleaser. Mess up and fall on your butt and you're still a crowd-pleaser. –♪ Oh! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Titan of the Tights. You may never wear a medal, but sequins are shiny, too. –♪ Mr. Professional Figure Skater ♫