#Love

Why is it I can hold the whole world hostage, I'm scared of going on one stupid blind date? –Because love is harder than crime. OK, now knock 'em dead... But not really.

Jordana Brewster (Lucy Diamond) | Jimmi Simpson (Scud)

#World Domination

#Love

Feb

2013

Give us a hug

From: Shrek 2

Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine! (laughs)

Eddie Murphy (Donkey)

#Valentine's Day

#Love

Feb

2013

Grown men are conversing

From: FDR: American Badass!

Look, I love you, Eleanor, but you've got to just shut the fuck up when grown men are conversing!

Barry Bostwick (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)

File Updated: 2019-09-08

#STFU

#Love

#Misogyny

Dec

2012

Parents and the holidays

From: Kung Fu Panda Holiday

What is it with parents and the holidays? –Sometimes they love us too much.

Jack Black (Po) | Jack McBrayer (Wo Hop)

File Updated: 2020-11-07

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