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#Jerks

May
04
2022

A real jerk

The Adam Project
From: The Adam Project

You can be a real jerk sometimes, you know that?

Jennifer Garner (Ellie Reed)

#Frustration
#Depression
#Jerks
Mar
11
2022

I'm impressed

Daredevil
From: Daredevil
Episode: The Path of the Righteous (2015) (Season 1, Episode 11)

That's a very asshole thing to say. I'm impressed.

Amy Rutberg (Marci Stahl)

#Sarcasm
#Insult
#Impressed
#Jerks
May
10
2019

You're really acting like...

Sixteen Candles
From: Sixteen Candles

You're really acting like... an asshole.

Blanche Baker (Ginny Baker)

#Insult
#Frustration
#Jerks
Jan
16
2016

Never see you again

Home Alone
From: Home Alone

I hope I never see any of you jerks again!

Macaulay Culkin (Kevin McCallister)
#Jerks
#Frustration
#Children
#Attitude
Dec
12
2010

Santa's coming soon

Moral Orel
From: Moral Orel
Episode: The Best Christmas Ever! (2005) (Season 1, Episode 1)

OK, time for bed, boys. Santa's coming soon and he knows kids who stay up late are jerks. –No!! –Orel, tend to your brother.

Scott Adsit (Clay Puppington) | Tigger Stamatopoulos (Shapey Puppington)
File Updated: 2020-05-05

#Christmas
#Children
#Sleep
#Jerks
#Brother
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Born Today

Jessica Fox  •  19 May 1983
Bérénice Marlohe  •  19 May 1979
Pete Townsend  •  19 May 1945
Michael Wisher  •  19 May 1935

Died Today

Ronald Colman  •  19 May 1958
Henry Corden  •  19 May 2005

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022  •  Sidney Poitier
09 Jan 2022  •  Dwayne Hickman
10 Jan 2022  •  Gary Waldhorn
18 Jan 2022  •  Peter Robbins
29 Jan 2022  •  Howard Hesseman
24 Feb 2022  •  Sally Kellerman
02 Mar 2022  •  Johnny Brown
03 Mar 2022  •  Tim Considine
13 Mar 2022  •  William Hurt
12 Apr 2022  •  Gilbert Gottfried

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Don't do anything stupid, from: Reaper
Views today: 13
Mechanical moron, from: Lost In Space (1998)
Views today: 11
No stupid questions, just stupid people, from: South Park
Views today: 10
I am really stupid, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 8
Why are you so sweaty and filthy?, from: Transformers (2007)
Views today: 8
You brats are under arrest!, from: Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town
Views today: 7
Imbecile, from: Guardians Of The Galaxy
Views today: 7
Not even if it's artistic, from: The Muppets Take Manhattan
Views today: 7
See ya in church, from: Victor/Victoria
Views today: 7
I've been thinking, from: The Golden Girls
Views today: 6
The Spirit of Thanksgiving, from: Friends
Views today: 6
I have concerns, from: Big Hero 6
Views today: 6
Chandler bumming us out, from: Friends
Views today: 6
Morning, dickhead, from: Grumpy Old Men
Views today: 6
Need a bigger cave, from: Batman & Robin
Views today: 6
Where are my pants?, from: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Views today: 5
Do I look stupid to you?, from: Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control
Views today: 5
Less talk, more action, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 4
As dumb as you are stupid, from: Archer
Views today: 4
What does that mean?, from: How To Lose Friends & Alienate People
Views today: 4

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 86,557
Family Guy / Total views: 42,812
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 36,976
Sound Effects / Total views: 34,385
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 33,210
Up / Total views: 32,412
Looney Tunes / Total views: 31,539
Babylon 5 / Total views: 27,056
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 26,575
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 25,968
South Park / Total views: 24,917
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,175
The Jetsons / Total views: 20,846
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,546
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,645
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,314
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,635
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,603
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,051
Daria / Total views: 15,652
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