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Jan

2022

Why can't I have normal offspring?!

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: An Elk for Heffer (1996) (Season 3, Episode 12a)

Why can't I have any normal offspring?! –The fruit never falls far from the tree, dad. Heh heh heh.

Charlie Adler (George Wolfe) | Mr. Lawrence (Peter Wolfe)

#Parenting

#Frustration

#Father

#Father's Day

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#Metaphors

Dec

2018

Slithered and slunk

From: How The Grinch Stole Christmas!

Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant around the whole room and he took every present: Pop guns, pampoolas, pantookas, and drums, checkerboards, bissel-binks, popcorn, and plums. But he stuffed them in bags, then the Grinch very nimbly stuffed all the bags, one-by-one, up the chimbley.

Boris Karloff (Narrator)

Dec

2016

Nobody likes the tangerines

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Last Christmas (2014) (Season 9, Episode 0)

Be sure to save some room for a tangerine, Doctor. –Nobody likes the tangerines.

Nick Frost (Santa Claus) | Peter Capaldi (The Doctor)

#Christmas

#Fruit

#Tangerines

Dec

2008

Socks and an orange

From: I Want A Dog For Christmas, Charlie Brown

Who am I kidding, Snoopy? Lucy is right. Santa Claus is never going to bring a dog to someone whose Mom doesn't want him to have a dog. If I'm lucky, I'll get a pair of socks and an orange.

Jimmy Bennett (Rerun Van Pelt)

Dec

2006

Piece of ripe fruit

From: What's Up, Doc?

Listen, what do you think I am, a piece of ripe fruit you can squeeze the juice out of and cast aside?

Barbra Streisand (Judy Maxwell)

File Updated: 2019-03-17

Mar

2004

Why is there a watermelon there?

From: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Why is there a watermelon there?

Jeff Goldblum (New Jersey)

#Fruit

#Food

Sep

2003

Raspberry seed terror

From: Darkwing Duck

Episode: Dirtysomething (1991) (Season 1, Episode 63)

I am the Terror that flaps in the night! I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out!

Jim Cummings (Darkwing Duck)

File Updated: 2021-02-21

#Fruit

#Teeth

#Motto

Jun

1999

Fruits?

From: Bear In The Big Blue House

Fruits? We love fruits!

Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)

#Gay

#Food

#Fruit

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