#Comics

Feb

2021

DC Universe

From: Deadpool 2

You're so dark! Are you sure you're not part of the DC Universe?

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

#Sarcasm

#Cynical

#Comics

Dec

2018

Comics are my life

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Power Trip (1993) (Season 1, Episode 5a)

Comic books are my life.

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbach)

#Comics

#Life

#Dork/Geek/Nerd

Jun

2012

Heroes only existed in comic books

From: Kick-Ass

The world I lived in, heroes only existed in comic books. And I guess that would've been OK if bad guys were make-believe, too. But they're not.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Dave Lizewski / Kick-Ass)

#Comics

#Superheroes

#Supervillains

Sep

2011

Optimism and naivety

From: Kick-Ass

Comic books had it wrong. It didn't take a trauma, or cosmic rays, or a power ring to make a superhero... Just the perfect combination of optimism and naivety.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Dave Lizewski / Kick-Ass)

#Philosophy

#Superheroes

#Comics

Sep

2011

You got Snoopy up your ass?

From: Torchwood

And what is it with you, Red Baron, you got Snoopy up your ass?

John de Lancie (Alan Shapiro)

Apr

2011

Does nobody read X-Men?

From: Archer

Does nobody read X-Men?

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Comics

#Dork/Geek/Nerd

Oct

2009

Excuse me. Wolverine Origin, mini-series issue 2, page 22: retractable bone claws. If you people spent less time thinking about sex and more time concentrating on comic books we'd have far fewer of these embarrassing moments.

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

Jun

2009

Au contraire

From: The Big Bang Theory

Removing Joe Chill as the killer of Batman's parents effectively deprived him of his raison d'être. –OK, you can throw all the French around you want, it doesn't make you right. –Au contraire.

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Kevin Sussman (Stuart)

Mar

2007

Because of comic books

From: Artists And Models

What have you done? Nothing! Nothing except read comic books! You also lose our jobs on account of comic books! You keep me awake every night with your bad dreams on account of comic books!

Dean Martin (Rick Todd)

Apr

2005

Black Vulcan

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Very Personal Injury (2001) (Season 1, Episode 2)

...And you think I named myself Black Vulcan? Hell no! I used to go by Supervolt. Black Vulcan was Aquaman's idea. And I said, 'Well maybe we should just call you "Whitefish."

Phil LaMarr (Black Vulcan)

File Updated: 2017-09-05

#Comics

#Superheroes

#Racism

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