#Chanukah

Dec

2022

You do know me!

From: Will & Grace

Episode: Moveable Feast: Part 2 (2001) (Season 4, Episode 10)

(sigh) I didn't know what to get you, so I just, uh, put some money in a box. –Oh, Pop, you do know me!

Beau Bridges (Daniel McFarland) | Sean Hayes (Jack McFarland)

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Dec

2022

So much worse

From: Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Oh my god, this is so much worse than I thought it was going to be.

Finn Wolfhard (Trevor Spengler)

Nov

2022

I am full!

From: Will & Grace

Episode: All About Christmas Eve (2002) (Season 5, Episode 11)

Oh, I am full! I cannot drink another bite.

Megan Mullally (Karen Walker)

Dec

2021

Holidays after 5:00

From: The Nanny

Episode: The Hanukkah Story (1998) (Season 6, Episode 10)

Why do all the Jewish holidays start at sundown? –Oh, well, that's because God realized that before 5:00, to wear sequins is gauche.

Ray Charles (Sammy) | Fran Drescher (Fran Fine)

Dec

2021

Bitter together

From: The Nanny

Episode: The Hanukkah Story (1998) (Season 6, Episode 10)

How can you go away like this and not tell me? We've always been bitter together on the holiday.

Daniel Davis (Niles)

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Dec

2020

Presents from Schmanta

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

Dec

2020

Second-fiddle to Christmas

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

Hanukkah's always been second-fiddle to Christmas. We don't have any catchy songs or Santa or anything. This is a tough time of the year for us. –Are there, or have there ever been, other tough times for Jewish people? –Yes.

Curtis Armstrong (Snot Lonstein) | Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

Dec

2020

How can we afford gifts?

From: The Jetsons

Episode: A Jetson Christmas Carol (1985) (Season 2, Episode 41)

How can we afford gifts for all these people? –We can't. –Thanks, that makes me feel much better.

George O'Hanlon (George Jetson) | Penny Singleton (Jane Jetson)

Nov

2020

I'll be outside

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

I'll, uh, park the cars, and check the luggage, and uh... yeah, I'll be outside for the season.

Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

Nov

2020

Depression set in

From: Stripes

And then depression set in.

Bill Murray (John Winger)

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