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Dec

2020

Presents from Schmanta

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

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Apr

2019

It's Bagel Day

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Incredible Hippo (2006) (Season 4, Episode 2)

Hey, hey, hey, it's Bagel Day! Make way!

Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman)

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Dec

2004

Bagel chips and guacamole

From: Goof Troop

Here, Santa. You caught me unprepared, so all I could find were bagel chips and guacamole.

Nancy Cartwright (Pistol Pete)

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