Dec 02 2020 You still have your health From: Stripes I've had an interesting morning. In the last two hours I've lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend. –You still have your health. Bill Murray (John Winger) | Harold Ramis (Russell Ziskey) #Cynical#Work#Apartments#Cars#Girlfriend#Health#Mornings#Frustration
Feb 13 2020 Invited to my apartment From: Pokémon: Detective Pikachu I just invited someone to my apartment! I never do this. I'm not that kind of pokémon. Ryan Reynolds (Detective Pikachu) #Innuendo#Valentine's Day#Apartments#Sex
Jan 20 2020 Apartment hunting From: The Bishop's Wife You know, for quite awhile now, every time I passed a cemetery I've felt as if I were apartment hunting. Monty Woolley (Professor Wutheridge) #Death#Graveyards#Rent#Apartments#Cynical#Aging
