Jan 30 2022 Explain it slowly From: Dinosaurs Episode: Slave to Fashion (1992) (Season 2, Episode 22) Explain it to me slowly, I'm very old. Jessica Walter (Fran Sinclair) #Aging#Agism#Self-Deprication#Condescension
Jun 30 2021 I was adorable once From: The Birdcage Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once; young and full of hope. And now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle-aged thing! –I made you short? –(screams) Nathan Lane (Albert Goldman) | Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) #Youth#Hope#Fat#Aging#Agism#Height#Relationships
Dec 30 2020 Youth is wasted From: Rocko's Modern Life Episode: Cruisin' (1995) (Season 2, Episode 8) Oh, youth is wasted on the young! Charlie Adler (Grandpa Wolfe) #Youth#Complaints#Aging#Agism
May 10 2020 Never tells her age From: The Golden Girls Episode: Mother's Day (1988) (Season 3, Episode 25) Oh, darling, didn't I ever teach you anything? No true lady ever tells her age. –Happy Mother's Day, mama. Helen Kleeb (Elizabeth Ann 'Big Momma' Hollingsworth) | Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux) #Mother#Mother's Day#Aging#Agism
Mar 05 2020 Old wives' tales From: The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra Surely those are old wives' tales. And believe me, I've known plenty of old wives. Fay Masterson (Betty Armstrong) #Condescension#Superstition#Agism#Aging
Jan 20 2020 Apartment hunting From: The Bishop's Wife You know, for quite awhile now, every time I passed a cemetery I've felt as if I were apartment hunting. Monty Woolley (Professor Wutheridge) #Death#Graveyards#Rent#Apartments#Cynical#Aging
Jun 15 2018 It's reality From: *batteries not included It's old and depressing! –It's reality! –This is the '80s, Mason. Nobody likes reality anymore. Wendy Schaal (Pamela) | Dennis Boutsikaris (Mason Baylor) #Reality#Depression#Aging#Agism
Oct 21 2017 Never too old for free candy From: Doug Episode: Doug's Halloween Adventure (1993) (Season 4, Episode 4) Don't you think we're a little old for this, Doug? –Old? Heh, nah. You're never too old for free candy. Fred Newman (Mosquito 'Skeeter' Valentine) | Billy West (Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie) #Candy#Halloween#Concern#Aging#Agism
Aug 23 2017 Traditionally a school day From: Twin Peaks Episode: Cooper's Dreams (1990) (Season 1, Episode 6) Uh, Wednesdays were traditionally a school day when I was your age. Kyle MacLachlan (Special Agent Dale Cooper) #Aging#School#Education#Condescension
Jul 26 2016 Too old for this shit From: Lethal Weapon Oh, I'm too old for this shit. Danny Glover (Roger Murtaugh) #Aging#Agism#Birthday#Frustration#Self-Deprication#I'm Too Old