(1988 - 1997) Roseanne @ IMDB See Also: Halloween Collection, Thanksgiving Collection, Christmas Collection Nov 25 2010 Delicious food and cute guys From: Roseanne Yeah, I'm thankful for all this delicious food and, uh, the cute guys who are serving it. Shelley Winters (Nana Mary) #Thanksgiving#Food#Sex#Work Aug 10 2010 My other mug is a shotglass From: Roseanne Hey, where is my 'My other mug is a shotglass' mug? Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) #Alcohol Nov 26 2009 I'm feeding people From: Roseanne Hey, Mom, this was a great idea. –Yeah, it really was, wasn't it? I mean, I'm feeding people, I'm exhausted, I busted up a fight, I burned the hell out of my finger. Finally it feels like Thanksgiving. Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) | Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) #Thanksgiving#Food#Medical Nov 25 2009 Weird moments From: Roseanne (sigh) I don't know. It just didn't feel like a regular Thanksgiving, did it? –Well, it did have its weird moments... What with Grandma saying she was gay and the Prince going Ozark on us. –No, that part felt like the regular Thanksgiving. Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) | Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) #Thanksgiving#Family#Gay#Royalty Oct 20 2009 Pretend they're not home From: Roseanne These are for the trick-or-treaters! –What trick-or-treaters? No one even goes out anymore 'cause all the cheapos in this neighborhood turn out their lights and pretend they're not home. –Yeah. Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) | Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) | Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris) #Halloween#Food#Finance#Candy Nov 21 2008 Thanksgiving without insanity From: Roseanne Oh, Jackie, please, I just want, like, one Thanksgiving without all the insanity. –How do you gonna avoid that? They're gonna be here for 24, count them, 24 mind-numbing hours. Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) | Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris) #Thanksgiving#Family#Mental Health Nov 21 2008 Didn't invite anyone From: Roseanne So you didn't invite anyone. –Oh, you know me, mom. All my boyfriends like to spend Thanksgiving with their wives. Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris) | Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris) #Thanksgiving#Family#Love Oct 23 2008 Too mature to go trick-or-treating From: Roseanne Well, I guess you two are just too mature to go trick-or-treating. –Besides, if I want candy I'll go through your purse. Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) | Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) #Halloween#Candy#Family#Children Oct 23 2008 I got an owie! From: Roseanne Mom, I got an owie! –So? What do you want me to do about it? –C'mon, mom! –Nyah! Michael Fishman (D.J. Conner) | Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) #Mother's Day#Family#Medical Nov 21 2001 Dead bird's butt From: Roseanne Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt. Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) #Christmas#Thanksgiving#Food#Butts
Nov 25 2010 Delicious food and cute guys From: Roseanne Yeah, I'm thankful for all this delicious food and, uh, the cute guys who are serving it. Shelley Winters (Nana Mary) #Thanksgiving#Food#Sex#Work
Aug 10 2010 My other mug is a shotglass From: Roseanne Hey, where is my 'My other mug is a shotglass' mug? Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) #Alcohol
Nov 26 2009 I'm feeding people From: Roseanne Hey, Mom, this was a great idea. –Yeah, it really was, wasn't it? I mean, I'm feeding people, I'm exhausted, I busted up a fight, I burned the hell out of my finger. Finally it feels like Thanksgiving. Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) | Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) #Thanksgiving#Food#Medical
Nov 25 2009 Weird moments From: Roseanne (sigh) I don't know. It just didn't feel like a regular Thanksgiving, did it? –Well, it did have its weird moments... What with Grandma saying she was gay and the Prince going Ozark on us. –No, that part felt like the regular Thanksgiving. Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) | Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) #Thanksgiving#Family#Gay#Royalty
Oct 20 2009 Pretend they're not home From: Roseanne These are for the trick-or-treaters! –What trick-or-treaters? No one even goes out anymore 'cause all the cheapos in this neighborhood turn out their lights and pretend they're not home. –Yeah. Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) | Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) | Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris) #Halloween#Food#Finance#Candy
Nov 21 2008 Thanksgiving without insanity From: Roseanne Oh, Jackie, please, I just want, like, one Thanksgiving without all the insanity. –How do you gonna avoid that? They're gonna be here for 24, count them, 24 mind-numbing hours. Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) | Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris) #Thanksgiving#Family#Mental Health
Nov 21 2008 Didn't invite anyone From: Roseanne So you didn't invite anyone. –Oh, you know me, mom. All my boyfriends like to spend Thanksgiving with their wives. Estelle Parsons (Beverly Harris) | Laurie Metcalf (Jackie Harris) #Thanksgiving#Family#Love
Oct 23 2008 Too mature to go trick-or-treating From: Roseanne Well, I guess you two are just too mature to go trick-or-treating. –Besides, if I want candy I'll go through your purse. Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) | Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) #Halloween#Candy#Family#Children
Oct 23 2008 I got an owie! From: Roseanne Mom, I got an owie! –So? What do you want me to do about it? –C'mon, mom! –Nyah! Michael Fishman (D.J. Conner) | Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) #Mother's Day#Family#Medical
Nov 21 2001 Dead bird's butt From: Roseanne Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt. Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) #Christmas#Thanksgiving#Food#Butts