Bubba Ho-tep

(2002)

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Sep

2020

Patronizing bitch

From: Bubba Ho-tep

You fuck off, you patronizing bitch!

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

#Patronizing

#Anger

#Frustration

Oct

2019

In the end

From: Bubba Ho-tep

In the end... does anything really matter?

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

Oct

2019

Old rascal

From: Bubba Ho-tep

You old rascal.

Ella Joyce (The Nurse)

Mar

2009

The two key words for tonight

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Now the two key words for tonight are 'caution' and 'flammable.' –And also 'watch your ass.'

Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack)

File Updated: 2019-10-31

#Warnings

#Fire

#Precautions

Mar

2009

You're on the floor

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Hey, man, you're on the floor. –No shit.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack)

File Updated: 2019-10-11

#Exclamations

#Concern

#Sarcasm

Oct

2006

You undead sack of shit

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Come and get it, you undead sack of shit.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

File Updated: 2019-10-31

Oct

2006

It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N

From: Bubba Ho-tep

It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

File Updated: 2019-10-31

#Parody

#Exclamations

#Encouragement

Jun

2006

Real ugly

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Real ugly. Real goddamn ugly!

Ossie Davis (Jack)

File Updated: 2019-10-11

Jun

2006

What your rest home can do for you

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Mr. Kennedy? Ask not what your rest home can do for you, ask what you can do for your rest home. –Hey. You're copying my best lines.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack)

File Updated: 2019-10-31

#Parody

#Aging

#Medical

Apr

2006

Worthless or sadly amusing

From: Bubba Ho-tep

...Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

File Updated: 2019-10-11

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