American Dad!

(2005 - ????)

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Dec

2020

It's tradition

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

So, you want to get Chinese food and watch a movie? –Of course, mom, it's tradition.

Nicole Shabtai (Esther Lonstein) | Curtis Armstrong (Snot Lonstein)

#Traditions

#Christmas

#Chinese Food

#Movies

#Mother

Dec

2020

Presents from Schmanta

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

So kids, if you want presents from Schmanta this year don't put out milk and cookies, put out lox and bagels. And call your mother, she's very worried about you.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

Dec

2020

Second-fiddle to Christmas

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

Hanukkah's always been second-fiddle to Christmas. We don't have any catchy songs or Santa or anything. This is a tough time of the year for us. –Are there, or have there ever been, other tough times for Jewish people? –Yes.

Curtis Armstrong (Snot Lonstein) | Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

Dec

2020

Santa's dead

From: American Dad!

Episode: Santa, Schmanta (2017) (Season 13, Episode 1)

Now that Santa's dead, we can finally celebrate Christmas again! This is gonna be the best Christmas ever!

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith)

#Christmas

#Death

#Celebrating

Dec

2015

Ruining our Christmas

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

Stan, you're ruining our Christmas.

Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith)

#Christmas

#Frustration

Nov

2015

My heartlight

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

Oh, my God, I can see my heartlight.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

Nov

2015

A for effort

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

(whistles) I'd give you an 'A' for effort, but this isn't UC Santa Cruz.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith)

#School

#Sarcasm

Dec

2011

Binge-drinking since Thanksgiving

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Best Christmas Story Never (2006) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Well isn't that cute. Roger's making a snow angel. A face-down snow angel. In a... pile of angel vomit. –He's passed out, Mom. He's been binge-drinking since Thanksgiving.

Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith) | Rachael MacFarlane (Hayley Smith)

File Updated: 2017-12-06

Dec

2010

Christmas is offensive

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Best Christmas Story Never (2006) (Season 2, Episode 9)

I used to love Christmas. But now the Liberals have decided that 'Christmas is offensive. Someone's feelings could get hurt.' You know who's to blame for this? Well, do you? –Jane Fonda. –Jane Fonda.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith) | Wendy Schaal (Francine Smith) | Rachael MacFarlane (Hayley Smith)

File Updated: 2017-12-06

Dec

2010

To the shopping mall!

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Best Christmas Story Never (2006) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Francine, I am going to completely lose my Christmas cheer if I don't get some place where they understand this holiday, pronto! –We can stop by church. –I don't need to be bored, Francine. I need to be reminded of what Christmas is all about. To the shopping mall!