ALF

ALF

(1986 - 1990)

See Also: ALF's Hit Talk Show

Jun

24

2009

Here's ALFie!

From: ALF

From Hollywood, it's The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Johnny's guest host tonight is ALF. Join ALF and his guests, his holiness Pope John Paul II, Dr. Joyce Brothers, and Joan Embry of the San Diego Zoo. This is Ed McMahon along with Tommy Newsom and the NBC Orchestra. And now heeere's ALFie!

Ed McMahon

Aug

06

2004

So excited I could squirt

From: ALF

I'm so excited I could squirt.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

Apr

12

2002

Stir-fried cat

From: ALF

The only good cat is a stir-fried cat.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

Oct

09

2000

Needlessly complicate everything

From: ALF

Episode: Night Train (1987) (Season 2, Episode9)

Why must you needlessly complicate everything?

Paul Fusco (ALF)

File Updated: 2019-10-25

Aug

25

2000

You're acting like this is all my fault

From: ALF

Episode: Night Train (1987) (Season 2, Episode9)

You're acting like this is all my fault.

Paul Fusco (ALF)

File Updated: 2019-10-25

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