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More Christmas cards? Are they genuine, or are they more of those you've written to yourself? –I regard it as a service to those people who may have misplaced my address. I'm sure they'd like to think they'd sent me a card.

Clive Swift (Richard Bucket) | Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket)

File Updated: 2023-11-30

Nov

2011

Vulgar noises

From: Keeping Up Appearances

Episode: The Father Christmas Suit (1991) (Season 2, Episode 11)

(blowing nose) –Richard! Please don't make those vulgar noises. If there's one thing that distinguishes us from other people, it's the absence of vulgar noises.

Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket)

File Updated: 2023-11-30

Dec

1999

Xmas day

From: To The Manor Born

Episode: The First Noel (1979) (Season 1, Episode 8)

Oh, there's a note attached. –Oh, yes? –"My mother and I would be so pleased if you could spend Xmas day with us at the Manor." Xmas... makes it sound like a skin complaint.

Penelope Keith (Audrey fforbes-Hamilton) | Angela Thorne (Marjory Frobisher)

File Updated: 2023-11-22

Mar

1999

Fully booked

From: Doctor Who (I)

Episode: The Seeds of Doom: Part Six (1976) (Season 13, Episode 26)

No. Impossible. I'm fully booked for the next two centuries, but any time after that.

Tom Baker (The Doctor)

File Updated: 2023-11-21

Jan

2000

Limited little minds

From: Doctor Who (I)

Episode: The Masque of Mandragora: Part One (1976) (Season 14, Episode 1)

Listen, there are no measurements in infinity. You humans have got such limited little minds. I don't know why I like you so much.

Tom Baker (The Doctor)

File Updated: 2023-11-16

Feb

1999

What if there is no tomorrow?

From: Groundhog Day

Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

Bill Murray (Phil Connors)

File Updated: 2023-11-16

#Time

#Philosophy

#Existentialism

Feb

2002

It's Groundhog Day again

From: Groundhog Day

Well, it's Groundhog Day, again, and that must mean we're up here at Gobbler's Knob waiting for the forecast from the world's most-famous groundhog weatherman, Punxsutawney Phil, who's just about to tell us how much more winter we can expect.

Bill Murray (Phil Connors)

File Updated: 2023-11-16

Dec

2010

A time of joy and peace

From: The Vicar Of Dibley

Episode: The Christmas Lunch Incident (1996) (Season 1, Episode 8)

(children singing in background) Welcome, everybody, and thank you all for coming. May I take this opportunity of wishing you all a Merry Christmas? I hope we all find this a time of joy and peace and goodwill to all men. Hugo, tell that lot to go and drown themselves, will you?

Gary Waldhorn (David Horton)

File Updated: 2023-11-16

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