These clothes do not flatter you

May

2007

From: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)

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