I have a much tighter ass

Apr

2007

From: House M.D.

What are you doing? –Well, you're trying to be me, so I thought I'd try to be you. –You don't have the cleavage for it. –But I have a much tighter ass.

Lisa Edelstein (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) | Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)

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