A nicer gown

Apr

2015

From: FDR: American Badass!

Gee, Bob, if I had known you were going to try to fuck me, I would have had the hospital dress me in a nicer gown.

Barry Bostwick (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)

File Updated: 2019-09-08

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