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Born Today

Ned Beatty • 06 Jul 1937

George Walker Bush • 06 Jul 1946

Kevin Hart • 06 Jul 1979

Geraldine James • 06 Jul 1950

Janet Leigh • 06 Jul 1927

Geoffrey Rush • 06 Jul 1951

Casey Sander • 06 Jul 1956

Jennifer Saunders • 06 Jul 1958

William Schallert • 06 Jul 1922

Sylvester Stallone • 06 Jul 1946

Burt Ward • 06 Jul 1945

Died Today

Buddy Ebsen • 06 Jul 2003

Roy Rogers • 06 Jul 1998

Died This Year

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18 Jan 2022 • Peter Robbins

29 Jan 2022 • Howard Hesseman

24 Feb 2022 • Sally Kellerman

02 Mar 2022 • Johnny Brown

03 Mar 2022 • Tim Considine

13 Mar 2022 • William Hurt

12 Apr 2022 • Gilbert Gottfried

27 Jun 2022 • Joe Turkel

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Blow the bloody doors off, from: The Italian Job
Views today: 13

How to use the toilet, from: The Golden Girls
Views today: 11

Attention getter, from: Smokey and the Bandit
Views today: 10

Lay down a few rules, from: Family Guy
Views today: 8

First Contact, from: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Views today: 8

Big fence, from: King of the Hill
Views today: 8

Something funky, from: The Powerpuff Girls
Views today: 8

Land of the Dead, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Views today: 7

Must be something wrong with me, from: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Views today: 7

How is this obvious?, from: Shazam!
Views today: 7

Clear out your desk, from: UHF
Views today: 7

Louder with bigger wires, from: The Andy Griffith Show
Views today: 7

Lesbians and candles, from: The Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy
Views today: 6

Gotta do it myself, from: The 3 Stooges
Views today: 6

Following you, from: Free Birds
Views today: 6

WTHRU?, from: Predator
Views today: 6

What you lack, from: Monsters University
Views today: 6

Play a game of chess, from: 2010
Views today: 6

Start drinking heavily, from: Animal House
Views today: 6

Oh boy! A ball!, from: Up
Views today: 5

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 86,815

Family Guy / Total views: 42,994

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 37,151

Sound Effects / Total views: 34,504

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 33,314

Up / Total views: 32,609

Looney Tunes / Total views: 31,626

Babylon 5 / Total views: 27,195

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 26,743

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 26,148

South Park / Total views: 25,087

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,261

The Jetsons / Total views: 20,891

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,711

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,699

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,464

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,813

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,674

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,120

Daria / Total views: 15,758

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