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Morgan Freeman (Lucius Fox)

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Useless bloody loonies, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 16

We're all doomed, from: Johnny Bravo
Views today: 12

Set phasers on love, from: Johnny Bravo
Views today: 11

Renounce my citizenship, from: Daria
Views today: 11

Get jiggy with that, from: Happy Feet
Views today: 10

The best time I've ever had, from: Romancing The Stone
Views today: 9

SFX: head shaking sound, from: Looney Tunes
Views today: 9

Unlimited supply of misinformation, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 9

I'll be back (v4), from: Terminator Salvation
Views today: 9

She can make you disappear, from: Mommie Dearest
Views today: 9

That makes me angry, from: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Views today: 8

Free at last, from: King Jr., Martin Luther
Views today: 8

Yeah, did you get that memo?, from: Office Space
Views today: 7

Withdraw or be destroyed, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 7

We serve hard drinks, from: It's A Wonderful Life
Views today: 7

Do I feel lucky? (v2), from: Dirty Harry
Views today: 7

Big, squishy butt, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 7

Yellow spandex, from: X-Men
Views today: 7

There's a war coming, from: X-Men
Views today: 6

Damn good coffee, from: Twin Peaks
Views today: 6

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 83,447

Family Guy / Total views: 40,539

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Sound Effects / Total views: 32,886

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Up / Total views: 30,578

Looney Tunes / Total views: 30,038

Babylon 5 / Total views: 25,276

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 25,099

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 24,117

South Park / Total views: 22,951

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,807

The Jetsons / Total views: 19,608

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 19,239

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 18,560

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 17,143

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,796

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 15,451

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 15,178

Daria / Total views: 14,381

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