Ass-kisser

Dec

2021

From: Broadcast News

You think anyone who's proud of the work we do is an ass-kisser. –No, I think anyone who puckers up their lips and presses it against their boss's buttocks and then smooches is an ass-kisser.

Holly Hunter (Jane Craig) | Albert Brooks (Aaron Altman)

#Work

#Cynical

#Kissing

Born Today

John Billingsley • 20 May 1960

Cher • 20 May 1946

Christopher DeFaria • 20 May 1959

Timothy Olyphant • 20 May 1968

Bronson Pinchot • 20 May 1959

Jimmy Stewart • 20 May 1908

Anthony Zerbe • 20 May 1936

Died Today

Peter Bull • 20 May 1984

Anton Diffring • 20 May 1989

Robin Gibb • 20 May 2012

George Memmoli • 20 May 1985

Jon Pertwee • 20 May 1996

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022 • Sidney Poitier

09 Jan 2022 • Dwayne Hickman

10 Jan 2022 • Gary Waldhorn

18 Jan 2022 • Peter Robbins

29 Jan 2022 • Howard Hesseman

24 Feb 2022 • Sally Kellerman

02 Mar 2022 • Johnny Brown

03 Mar 2022 • Tim Considine

13 Mar 2022 • William Hurt

12 Apr 2022 • Gilbert Gottfried

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