Ass-kisser

Dec

2021

From: Broadcast News

You think anyone who's proud of the work we do is an ass-kisser. –No, I think anyone who puckers up their lips and presses it against their boss's buttocks and then smooches is an ass-kisser.

Holly Hunter (Jane Craig) | Albert Brooks (Aaron Altman)

#Work

#Cynical

#Kissing

Born Today

John Agar • 31 Jan 1921

Daniela Bianchi • 31 Jan 1942

Robert Grubb • 31 Jan 1950

Paul Jabara • 31 Jan 1948

Nicholas Joy • 31 Jan 1884

Peter McRobbie • 31 Jan 1943

Bobby Moynihan • 31 Jan 1977

Suzanne Pleshette • 31 Jan 1937

Jessica Walter • 31 Jan 1941

Norman Winston • 31 Jan 1935

Died This Year

05 Jan 2023 • Earl Boen

28 Jan 2023 • Lisa Loring

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