Born: 1951-07-21 Died: 2014-08-11 IMDB Filmography Jun 30 2021 I was adorable once From: The Birdcage Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once; young and full of hope. And now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle-aged thing! –I made you short? –(screams) Nathan Lane (Albert Goldman) | Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) #Youth#Hope#Fat#Aging#Agism#Height#Relationships Jun 19 2021 The prop for martyrs From: The Birdcage Shouldn't you be holding the crucifix? It is the prop for martyrs. Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) #Religion#Bitchy#Props#Martyrdom#Sarcasm Jun 13 2021 Fuck the senator From: The Birdcage Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle-aged fag. But I know who I am, Val. Took me twenty years to get here, and I'm not going to let some idiot senator destroy that. Fuck the senator. I don't give a damn what he thinks. Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) #Gay#Politics#Makeup#Love#Self-Esteem Jun 08 2021 Pirin tablets From: The Birdcage What are you doing? –What? –Why are you giving him drugs?! What the hell are pirin tablets? –It's aspirin with the A and the S scraped off. –My god what a brilliant idea. –I know. Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) | Hank Azaria (Agador Spartacus) #Outrage#Drugs#Ideas Jun 07 2021 Coffee sludge From: The Birdcage Ew, what is this? Sludge? –Yes, it's sludge. I thought it'd make a nice change from coffee. Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) | Hank Azaria (Agador Spartacus) #Coffee#Poop#Disgust Aug 12 2014 One true sentence From: World's Greatest Dad Ernest Hemingway once said all he wanted to do is write one true sentence. He also tried to scratch an itch in the back of his head with a shotgun. Robin Williams (Lance) #Literature#Suicide#Language Jul 30 2008 TV in four separate rooms From: RV Remember when it used to be 'Daddy's home'? Now, nothing. We watch TV in four separate rooms and we I.M. each other when dinner's ready. Robin Williams (Bob Munro) #Food#Television#Computer#Daddy#Texting#Internet Mar 25 2008 If you can make it here From: Robots Well, good luck in the big city. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. And if you can't make it here, welcome to the club. Robin Williams (Fender) #Work#Parody Aug 08 2007 Deep Doo-Doo Bird From: Robots Caa-Caw! –My darling, that is the cry of the Deep Doo-Doo Bird. I must fly! Ewan McGregor (Rodney Copperbottom) | Robin Williams (Fender) #Poop#Work Aug 07 2007 Afradium From: Robots It's a rare metal, it's called Afradium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken. Robin Williams (Fender) #Food#Fear#Chickens Pages1 2 3 next › last »
Jun 30 2021 I was adorable once From: The Birdcage Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once; young and full of hope. And now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle-aged thing! –I made you short? –(screams) Nathan Lane (Albert Goldman) | Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) #Youth#Hope#Fat#Aging#Agism#Height#Relationships
Jun 19 2021 The prop for martyrs From: The Birdcage Shouldn't you be holding the crucifix? It is the prop for martyrs. Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) #Religion#Bitchy#Props#Martyrdom#Sarcasm
Jun 13 2021 Fuck the senator From: The Birdcage Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle-aged fag. But I know who I am, Val. Took me twenty years to get here, and I'm not going to let some idiot senator destroy that. Fuck the senator. I don't give a damn what he thinks. Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) #Gay#Politics#Makeup#Love#Self-Esteem
Jun 08 2021 Pirin tablets From: The Birdcage What are you doing? –What? –Why are you giving him drugs?! What the hell are pirin tablets? –It's aspirin with the A and the S scraped off. –My god what a brilliant idea. –I know. Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) | Hank Azaria (Agador Spartacus) #Outrage#Drugs#Ideas
Jun 07 2021 Coffee sludge From: The Birdcage Ew, what is this? Sludge? –Yes, it's sludge. I thought it'd make a nice change from coffee. Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) | Hank Azaria (Agador Spartacus) #Coffee#Poop#Disgust
Aug 12 2014 One true sentence From: World's Greatest Dad Ernest Hemingway once said all he wanted to do is write one true sentence. He also tried to scratch an itch in the back of his head with a shotgun. Robin Williams (Lance) #Literature#Suicide#Language
Jul 30 2008 TV in four separate rooms From: RV Remember when it used to be 'Daddy's home'? Now, nothing. We watch TV in four separate rooms and we I.M. each other when dinner's ready. Robin Williams (Bob Munro) #Food#Television#Computer#Daddy#Texting#Internet
Mar 25 2008 If you can make it here From: Robots Well, good luck in the big city. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. And if you can't make it here, welcome to the club. Robin Williams (Fender) #Work#Parody
Aug 08 2007 Deep Doo-Doo Bird From: Robots Caa-Caw! –My darling, that is the cry of the Deep Doo-Doo Bird. I must fly! Ewan McGregor (Rodney Copperbottom) | Robin Williams (Fender) #Poop#Work
Aug 07 2007 Afradium From: Robots It's a rare metal, it's called Afradium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken. Robin Williams (Fender) #Food#Fear#Chickens
