Leslie Nielsen

Born: 1926-02-11

Died: 2010-11-28

IMDB Filmography

Jan

2021

Something you can do

From: Airplane!

Surely there must be something you can do. –I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.

Robert Hays (Ted Striker) | Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack)

#Names

#Frustration

Jan

2021

You can't be serious

From: Airplane!

Surely you can't be serious. –I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Robert Hays (Ted Striker) | Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack)

#Serious

#Names

#AFI Top 100 Quotes

Jun

2014

Captain, how soon can you land? –I can't tell. –You can tell me, I'm a doctor. –No, I mean I'm just not sure. –Well, can't you take a guess? –Well, not for another two hours. –You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack) | Peter Graves (Captain Clarence Oveur)

File Updated: 2020-12-28

Jun

2014

Gotten to a hospital

From: Airplane!

You'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. –A hospital? What is it? –It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack) | Julie Hagerty (Elaine)

File Updated: 2020-12-28

Feb

2011

Cops and women don't mix

From: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

It's true what they say, cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin)

#Police

#Sex

#Chemicals

Feb

2011

Hot and wet

From: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

How hot and wet do you like it? –Very hot. And awfully wet.

Priscilla Presley (Jane Spencer) | Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin)

#Sex

#Love

Jan

2011

No, the worst

From: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

It's the same old story: boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy... boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, and girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. –Goodyear? –No, the worst.