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Apr

2022

Am I on-air?

From: Max Headroom (US)

Episode: Blipverts (1987) (Season 1, Episode 1)

This is--is Live and Direct N-N-N-Network 23. Am I on-air?

Matt Frewer (Max Headroom)

#Computer

#Television

#Radio

Apr

2022

It pays to be a nerd

From: The Adam Project

Sometimes it pays to be a nerd, guys.

Mark Ruffalo (Louis Reed)

#Dork/Geek/Nerd

#Gloating

#Pride

Apr

2022

We should not drink

From: Daredevil

Episode: The Ones We Leave Behind (2015) (Season 1, Episode 12)

You and I should not drink. –Yeah, I'm thinking about giving it up and moving on to the hard stuff. –Narcotics! Deal me in. –You don't seem like the type. –Yeah, I smoked a doobie once. Made me drool. –A doobie. –Weed. Pot. The Mary Jane. Whatever the kids are calling it these days. –I'm not sure that's, uh, considered hard anymore. At least not according to Denver anyway. –The times they are a-changin'.

Elden Henson (Foggy Nelson) | Deborah Ann Woll (Karen Page)

#Alcohol

#Drugs

#Denver

Apr

2022

Taking any medication?

From: Fringe

Episode: The Ghost Network (2008) (Season 1, Episode 3)

Taking any medications, prescribed or illicit? You can be truthful. I won't judge. In fact, if the answer is "no" I may encourage some drug use.

John Noble (Walter Bishop)

Apr

2022

Hold it like this

From: Fame

No! No! No! Give me that! You must hold your bow like this, not like that. It's not your dick you're holding! Excuse me, miss. It's a violin bow. Hold it with a little respect, like, uh... –Like your dick? –Shut up. Again.

Albert Hague (Shorofsky) | Lee Curreri (Bruno Martelli)

Apr

2022

Well, where is he?!

From: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown

You've done it again, haven't you?! I've been sitting here since dawn waiting for the Easter Beagle! Where is he?! I don't know why I always listen to you. I never learn! You said the Easter Beagle was coming! Well, where is he?!

Lynn Mortensen (Sally Brown)

Apr

2022

The eve of my greatest triumph

From: Batman: The Original Series

Episode: Fine Feathered Finks (1966) (Season 1, Episode 3)

How dare you mock me on the eve of my greatest triumph?!

Burgess Meredith (The Penguin)

Apr

2022

Time is an illusion (v2)

From: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981)

Episode: Episode #1.1

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly-so.

David Dixon (Ford Prefect)

Apr

2022

The Way of the Wise

From: The Last Dragon

Sometimes it is hard to live the Way of the Wise.

Taimak (Leroy Green)

Apr

2022

Now I have guilt

From: Toy Story

What have we done?! –Great. Now I have guilt.

Jim Varney (Slinky Dog) | Wallace Shawn (Rex)

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