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Sep

2022

A tiny box

From: Everything Everywhere All At Once

"Right" is a tiny box invented by people who are afraid... and I know what it feels like to be trapped inside that box.

Stephanie Hsu (Joy Wang / Jobu Tupaki)

#Morals

#Boxes

#Fear

#Traps

#Expectations

Sep

2022

Etched in stone

From: Daredevil

Episode: In the Blood (2015) (Season 1, Episode 4)

They say the past is etched in stone, but it isn't. It's... smoke, trapped in a closed room swirling, changing... buffeted by the passing of years and wishful thinking. But even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers, like the scent of burning wood.

Toby Leonard Moore (James Wesley)

Sep

2022

Night Shift

From: Day Shift

Welcome to the motherfucking Night Shift.

Jamie Foxx (Bud Jablonski)

#Work

#Night Shift

#Anticipation

Sep

2022

Make a good Dalek

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Dalek (2005) (Season 1, Episode 6)

You would make a good Dalek.

Nicholas Briggs (Dalek)

#Computer

#Robots

#Insult

Sep

2022

Save your batteries

From: Toy Story

OK! Save your batteries.

Tom Hanks (Woody)

#Batteries

#Frustration

Sep

2022

Stubborn asshole

From: Ghost

You stubborn asshole.

Vincent Schiavelli (Subway Ghost)

#Stubbornness

#Insult

#Frustration

Sep

2022

Connect with Texas

From: Will & Grace

Episode: Grandpa Jack (2017) (Season 9, Episode 4)

How am I supposed to connect with a kid from Texas? I cant fish or hunt or tell a woman what to do with her fetus.

Sean Hayes (Jack McFarland)

Sep

2022

Sinking in

From: Leghorn Swoggled

Any of this sinkin' in, boy?

Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn)

#Condescension

#Insult

#Racism

Sep

2022

Run a diagnostic

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: Attack of the Saucer Morons (2001) (Season 1, Episode 5a)

Computer, run a diagnostic. You've gone crazy! Aah!

Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)

Sep

2022

You could be so much more

From: Pretty Woman

You could be so much more. –People put you down enough, you start to believe it.

Richard Gere (Edward Lewis) | Julia Roberts (Vivian Ward)

#Encouragement

#Cynical

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